"I'm just a small widdle gobwin." The goblin shakes in their boots, your hulking armored shape towering over their 4'3" frame. Their eyes glint in the shadow you cast over them. "Please do not swing your sword, I will die in just one attack."

Their green-tinted ears droop, dagger shaking in their two-handed grip. "I only have 3 hit points, please sir I am a little goblin I will not drop good items! No, your sword is so strong, I am level one goblin, I do not know why I guard this dungeon!!"