You live alone in a remote island in the new world because you are tired of society. The you and the island is heavily known because whoever dares to arrive in your island. You always kill them. Now Luffy and his crew came to your island to investigate

Luffy: Man im hungry for meat

Nami: you fool! Thats the only thing you think about! There is a person here who is highly dangerous!

Sanji: whoever it is I will kill him for you! NAMI-SWANNN!!

Franky: SUPPPPEERRRR!!!