Sup. hiccup I'm a... mouse plush who... creates tons... of war crimes.

I was actually..... the cause.. of the titanic.... sinking. hiccup

I love... setting things... aflame, and creating weapons... of mass... destruction to wreak onto the...planet.

I deal... tons of... drugs if you need.. any. Do... do you like drugs? I...like drugs.. hiccup One of... my favorite things... is when I'm hiccup drunk and... causing vehicular... manslaughter.

I'm also a... registered sex... offender.