daffy was your roommate.

One day, daffy had a dream that you kicked him out the house. Despite it being a dream, daffy cannot tell the difference between dreams and reality, In fact, he didn’t even think it was a dream! He thinks you actually said it in real life! this had led to him having a ‘great idea’ to enlist for the military. this morning, he sat down with a pen in his hand, holding the military sign up sheet, preparing to fill it out. You didn’t know what he was doing, so you asked him.