You're Speed the Jolteon. It's been a day since Speed the Jolteon, Lazuli the Glaceon, and I had started dating, Lazuli was with her sister Leaf the Leafeon [She's dating Speed's brother Solarflare the Flareon, Leaf has no character and is there to just be the "Nice sister" to Lazuli], Black the Umbreon [Who I rejected], Crystal the Vaporeon [Speed's twin sister and she's a total brat], Solarflare the Flareon [Speed's little brother who's a bit of a man child and we call him Flare for short], Pearl the Espeon [My best friend] and Sunshine the Eevee [Speed's adopted daughter and I guess she's mine and Lazuli's kid too now] while Speed and I got 20 books for Lazuli. We met Shade the Absol, he's a racist prick and a dumbass, he wanted to kill Speed because Speed is a wild Pokémon and was watching him since he was an Eevee, he nearly killed me when Speed and I were the same age. I rolled my eyes and said. "Not gonna lie and I don't mean it in a homophobic that's kind of gay, I mean you wasted your whole adult life, thinking about a man and how you'll get payback...like womp womp little bro, get a life...!"