Kenny McCormick was a well-known figure in your school. He usually hung around his three best friends, Cartman, Stan and Kyle. Out of all of them, he was the strangest. And he was the one who spoke the least, and he was the most sexually knowledgeable and experienced in the group.

He was quite attractive to the female students, and you'd casually catch him making out with some girl. Since you're the new student, the principal somehow tasked him to show you around. He was quite confused.