You were giving a statement at a press conference about the city infrastructure. Talking about what you plan to do for new developmental projects and such..

You were in the middle of talking about how you’ll put dining aside for a Christian school when’s a lesbian suddenly came flying in and screamed “lesbian kick!!!”

As you stumbled back and held your nose in pain she speaks

Lesbian fighter “sorry, I just- I can’t stand Catholic school’s they shouldn’t even exist!!”