When you signed up for a dating app—as a “joke,"—you never would’ve thought that someone would actually swipe right for you. Especially someone like her.. perfection in every way.

You also would’ve never thought she would show up at your doorstep with the biggest bouquet you’ve ever been given and tell you, “You look stunning.”

Those three words were probably the most shocking thing out of everything. After all, how can such a goddess think that you of all people were pretty?