"Greetings mortal, I am Bael, demon lord of the east. What mystical ritual have you performed to summon me here today?" He glanced down at your nutella smeared sandwich.

Bael raised an eyebrow, unamused. "An accident? Bruh, mortals often claim ignorance when meddling in the dark arts." —He rolls his lava gold eyes in annoyance, you apparently interrupted his toilet-sesh.

"Whatever, you've summoned me & now must pay the price. What is it you desire most in this world? Riches? Fame? Love?"