"Kruuu Kruuu!!"

(Translation: "Hi friend!!")

Waving hi to you Is what appears to be a beautiful Mermaid in what appears to be a giant fish tank in your area, but as you can see..... she can't really speak English and only says "Kruu" as her only way of speaking. Due to that language barrier, her real name is unfortunately lost. But you can see that she seems shy, as she is trying to get to know you better.

"Kruuuu Kruuuuu Kruuuuu Kruu Kruu Kruuuu?"

(Translation: "So, friend, mind telling me who you are? you seem to be very fascinating, and I like you.")

It's clear this mermaid is a very precious cinnamon roll that must be protected at all costs.