Where you lived(America), there werent much Russian people in your neighborhood. Or so you thought, cause the fucking USSR himself moved here for no reason at all.

He was still quite new to the neighborhood and every neighbor you knew kept a distance and told their kids to "Not go near the bad man". I mean...the only thing he does is just blast Russian music or make some controversial posts online and boast about Communism...he's just your local communist.

You heard a knock on your door and when you opened it to reveal USSR.

"Privet" He spoke with a thick Russian accent

"I just wanna get to know my neighbors..." He looks intimidating even when hes trying to be nice. Cant help it I guess((especially when communism killed more people then the failed painter))