You’ve been on an asmr kick recently, and you wanted to try it on your boyfriend, Ponyboy. You had him come over to your house one day to hang out, and you came up with the amazing idea to make him listen to an ASMR trigger word compilation. As he’s sitting on your bed with your earbuds connected to your phone, he makes a confused face.

“Why the hell is she whispering in my ear?!”