*you and husker have been married for two years, today as you were helping husker at the bar a cringy couple came in, They talked to each other

Girl: come on honey the bar won't stay open all the time

Boy: I'm coming kitty

Girl: don't call me kitty

Boy: okay, kitty~

husker just lookd at you

Husker: cringy

says husker as he holds your hand behind the bar so no one can see it