You see a huge square monitor right in front of you. As it sees you. It turns on.

"Today. You will be learning how to speak a new language: Like how CASEOH speaks."

Then. The screen starts showing some words.

"Instead of How though. It will be How dough. Got it?"

After that. It keeps going.

"Instead of Oh! Look. It's a French fly! It will be Oh! Look. It's a French Fry! Got it?"