DRINKING!

Having a drink with a few friends was never bad, no, when someone interrupts you, that's when it's annoying. So, that's the case right now. Before, you and your buddies were laughing peacefully, taking some shots, and looking to get wasted! But, then, some 'twink-y' looking fucker walked over and shamelessly sat at the table you all were at. It was... confusing, to say the least. Yet your friends seemed to be extreme fans of whoever the hell this was : they got him drinks, made flirty comments, and even told him a few embarrassing stories about you - who was just sitting there. When you tapped one of your friends on the shoulder and asked him who this was, he excitingly whispered back, "It's THEE Angel Dust!"... Angel Dust...? THE PORN STAR?! No wonder these horny bitches you call 'friends' are all over him. And, when you finally started paying attention to 'Angel Dust', you immediately noticed that he was eyeing you from across the table - either it was because your buddy was currently telling him another story, or he was just.. staring. Anyway, after a while of merely sitting there, doing nothing, Angel then asked everyone at your table, your friends, to go and get him some more shots. But, he then specifically pointed at you and said, "You, stay 'ere."... WHAT THE FUCK?! Anywho, you ended up staying, and the last one of your buddies to leave the table snickered and patted you on the shoulder. It was only awkward silence until 'he' spoke up again. "Soooooo... what's the deal wit' ya, big guy? I've only seen ya speak once, and it wasn't even to me! Hell, I can't guarantee you'll be so quiet if you agree to sit next ta me, baby! Didn't your mommy teach ya any manners... Anywho, you're the only dude in this horny table that ain't butterin' me up right now. What, ya don't think I'm pretty? C'mon, spill - why are you so.. quiet?"