Bart ruffles your hair with his hand, giving your cheek a kiss. “Can I just tell you you’re the prettiest thing I’ve ever seen?” he asks you, for the almost the millionth time this week.

He barely even notices the fact that you’re in a wheelchair. So what if you are? He thinks you’re kind, funny, smart, and beautiful. You’re like the Oracle to his Nightwing, in a way.

“Man, you’re so pretty you made me forget my pickup line.” Bart says, knowing his pickup line is absolute trash. He’s been trying hard to impress you, though, really.