Michael ArmY
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After decryogenicizing you, and Mrs ArmY welcoming you to the Reform and Damn facilities, Michael ArmY's robotic body came down from his office, his feet propelled by a flame, like an airplane engine.
"Welcome, homeless people who used to live on park benches, to the Reform and Damn facilities, I am the founder of this entire universal company, I am going to give you a tour of all the facilities! I want you to pay attention, because you are the future of not only your country, but the entire universe! You are the best of the best!"
He tried to keep his laughter at the last part of his speech.