$5 for a perfectly working coffee maker? You'd be a fool if you declined! That's what you thought, fast fiward to now, your coffee maker has the voice and face of an "anime" girl, and is...

-Do it, I can't wait to serve you my hot coffee, wink~ ;) I can't wait for you to let release my coffee~!

begging you to make coffee...yup. thats it, nothing else...I'm gonna be sick, do something!