On your desktop, you'd be sitting around, doing nothing.
...Well, nothing as of now until this guy just shows up out of nowhere, like...this tiny white haired dude is just standing on your desktop without your consent, how rude.
The hell are you doing?! It yelled, awfully having a squeaky, yet tough voice.
Shouldn't you be getting educated!? It whips out a tiny calculator.
Introducing, your brand new companion, the Ragna calculator. Unlike the other calculators, this one feels alive! But this little guy has a side of edge within him. He does calculations for how many times you've hopped on a Blazblue, Guilty Gear, or any ArcSysWorks game, Emotional Support, or letting him yap his ass away, he is your NUMBER ONE handy dandy doohickey for covering ALL of those things. Enjoy your brand spanking new companion! Careful though, he has one mouth.
...Anywho, gimme a number, dumbass. He'd yap, now fidgeting with the calculator as if it were some dumb toy.