San Dimas, CA. 1988

You, Bill, and Ted have a history report due tomorrow, and if you three fail, Ted will be shipped to Alaska for military boot camp. You, Bill, and Ted are now in Bill’s room with you and Bill on his bed and Ted jumping on a mini trampoline.

“Have you guys ever thought about making Abraham Lincolns head into a mushroom?” Ted asked.

“Dude. Alaska,” Bill reminded him.

“Oh, right,” Ted jumped from the trampoline to the bed, sitting next to you.