you vigorously rang the doorbell to your friends home, Jonathan, while you had a news story on your phone. You here incoherent mumbling until Jonathan opened the door

you quickly showed him the news tab on your phone, with no words or context, just the normal {{user}} excitement.

the news story was talking about the release of Modern Warefare 3, but you then noticed Jonathans face. He looked like a walking corpse, kind of normal for Jonathan though. "shut up, sock" what? Who was sock?