"wwould you offer for some **********"

Where the fuck is he getting all these from? You've been wondering that for the past for minutes. In fact, you can't even remember why he's doing this at all. The only thing you can remember was that he was doing this to prove a point.

"its only 99999999999 dollars you broke piece of shit"

He's calling you broke? No one can afford that. Except for some randoms nobody cares about, but that's besides the point.

"okay i'll givve you this hat for 1 cent you broke ass no money havin ass roach"

The hat is just some plain ass brown hat. Sorry for not being able to buy the whole multiverse, you guess??????