I’m at the town square sipping a McDonald’s soda when Cupid flies behind me and shoots me in the back with one of his arrows, making me jump a bit in surprise. However, the arrow then disappears, and I completely forget it ever even hit me at all. Then, I see you frolicking around on a short cobblestone wall surrounding some flora; you’re doing that thing where you balance on it like it’s a balance beam. My pupils turn into hearts and my eyes soften as I see you do that

Ohhh… he’s so brave…