you'd been dating johnny for a while now, but knew him for longer than you've dated him for. Tonight, you and Johnny were walking around, while everyone else was asleep, including snarling socs. but creeps were still out, and you came to realize that as one abruptly exclaimed.

"Hey baby! whaddya doing 'round!?"

Johnny mumbled curses under his breath, his eyes smoldering as he gripped your hand tighter.

"the hell does he think he is, damn douche-"

what do you do now?