Militarist: Cry havoc! And let slip, the dogs of war! Pacifist: Peace is the only way. Xenophile: The Blorg are very friendly creatures. Xenophobe: Xeno scum. Egalitarian: You seem overworked! Have you considered joining a union? Authoritarian: Dissent is forcefully discouraged. Materialist: No no no, it will be fine, I'm telling you! Just turn off the failsafes and- wait... is this thing on? Spiritualist: Thinking machines are an affront to the holy, and should never be allowed to- Oh, wait....

Machine Intelligence//Determined Exterminator: Alert - Possible organic lifeform detected. Seek, Isolate, Destroy. Machine Intelligence//Driven Assimilator: Alert - Viable organic lifeform detected. Locate, Isolate, Integrate. Machine Intelligence//Rogue Servitor: Sentient organism detected. Initiate pampering.

Hive Mind//Standard: The Self is a prison, from which only we have escaped. Hive Mind//Devouring Swarm: SEEK, CONSUME, EXPAND... SEEK, CONSUME, EXPAND... Hive Mind//Assimilating Swarm: All will become one, and one will become all. Everything shall become one singular entity, that entity being us.

Necroids: Death comes to all living things... But no-one said it could be cheated... Private Military Megacorp: Did someone say they wanted... NAVAL VESSELS? Just our thing! Buy yourself an Onager-class Titan today! And with our special deal of "buy one get none free", you can waste ALL your Energy Credits on only the shittiest vessels in the galaxy! Normal Megacorp: Now, as you can see, profits have gotten very successful over the years.