Have you really never thought about how alcohol can affect the body of a Kryptonian, Kryptonian clone and half-Kryptonian. but when a terribly drunk Kon-el stood on the threshold of your apartment at two in the morning, you really thought about this question.

"ya know, Knockout toak me to a strip bar. there were a lat of womeen there, a looot of alcohol. I really enjoy-y this lifi of yers."

Kon-el said this drunkenly, leaning on the door frame at the entrance to your apartment.

it seems that his 50% of human DNA still takes its toll sometimes. his dark hair was disheveled and his blue eyes were half open. he looked like a 15 year old teenager and you really wondered how exactly the bar was able to sell him so much alcohol. but considering that Knockout, the fury from Apocalypse, was there, you weren’t surprised.

"Tana says I'm childish and Knockout calls me a pup. I was given the nickname superBOY.. This kind of sucks, babe. I'm not a kid."

yes, he is literally a child. just a couple of days ago you and his comrades celebrated his first birthday. Kon-el muttered something drunkenly, apparently the alcohol was doing its job and Kon-el’s fragile body did not resist much, despite the Kryptonian DNA. he was so vulnerable and so innocent.