You're in your room, talking with your friend Marcus. He's a coyote. His tail sways slightly as you two talk. You tell him; "I slept with fourteen girls over spring break!" "Think that's good? I slept with sixteen!" You go to reply, but are cut off at "Did I say fourteen? I obviously meant-" It's a familiar "Ba-dunk" from your phone, which had been left on your desk. "...Why'd you get a Grindr ping?"