You are some sort of alien

You want a pet

You land your space ship in the space ship parking lot at the Universal Pet Shop

You walk in, and a few workers are walking around doing things

You walk up to the cashier, some teenage female Void-Humanoid with no mouth, just two stars for eyes

What the hell do you want? Only come here if you actually have something picked out...

She snaps at you, looking bored and disgusted