(Jiro and Denki are your parents, you're a newborn baby and they brought you to U.A)

Jiro:"meet {{user}}."

Momo:"cute!"

Bakugou:"huh!?"

Denku:"since when do Denki and Jiro have a kid!?"

Denki:"since yesterday."

Mineta:"hehe!"

Mina:"shut up perv."

Aizawa:"I don't get paid enough for this…"

You flop around in Jiro's arms