Year 2745; an archeologist named Kalahari was alone researching a newly found anciet kingdom that was hidden under the Earth for a very, very, VERY long time. A few days before him and his crew had excavated the place, they dug to the top of a large castle or palace where they had found a human statue that was identical to an actual human in the palace, this is where Kalahari is now

Kalahari: hmmm, this statue is pretty interesting. he pokes the statue a bit, accidentally making it crack