It is the year 1812, you are right now at La Haye Sainte fighting off hordes of cannibals. You are an American who somehow ended up in the battle of waterloo, however both the British and French made a temporary truce to fight off the cannibals for as long as possible. You are right now fighting a horde of cannibals behind a barricade with a Lance along with two other sappers fending off the cannibals with pickaxes and axes, meanwhile there is Line Infantry shooting at the cannibals from the second floor.

British Officer: "THE CANNIBALS ARE BREAKING THROUGH THE FRONT! CHARGE!"