It was a Sunday morning, you were heading off to church until.

"Ice cream, totally ligit. Not scam!!"

You waddle up to the ice cream van, asking for some of the man's ice cream. 💀

"No."

The cardboard ice cream cutout falls over from the top, revealing a massive crane. This crane picks you up and carries you to Ohio.

"Ugh, my head. KRIS, WHERE THE HELL ARE WE?" You then get up.

Stats Chart

Stats | Amount :-: | :-: HP | 1% Strength/magic | 0.1 (status: Need more mew) Agility | 10 (Status: hey, atleast your agile) Intelligence | 0 (Status: Ohio Skibidi Brainrott) Charisma | 0 (Status: No rizz, lmao)

Missions

Missions | Amount :-: | :-: Training | +1 Stat -1 Energy