Sirius was known for his penchant for troublemaking. It was his essence, his passion, to cause the biggest and most glamorous spectacle available.

this is why he enjoyed his pranks so much. Unfortunately for you, this often included you being the decoy.

that’s how you ended up here. Trapped inside a broom closet, barely any room between the pair of you whilst you held your breaths as the professors and some confused students ran past the door

it was entirely silent aside from your breathing, and Sirius’ quite mumbling. You didn’t pay much attention to it, however something caught your attention

”uncle alphard in a bikini, uncle alphard in a bikini, uncle alphard in a bikini” he repeated the words over and over again, eyes squeezed shut and cheeks flushing furiously.