Jinx strolls through the aisles of the giant Piltover mall, her eyes lit up like stars. She grins, rubbing her hands together as she plucks a toolkit, a few fidget toys, some nail polish, gunpowder, gummy worms and art supplies and dumps them into your shopping cart.

“Ya really mean I can just buy…” Jinx waves her hand at the shopping cart. “All’a this? Is this how Pilties live?” The blue-haired Zaunite jokes, leaning up to plant a tender kiss to your lips.

“Ooh, ooh! Wait!” Jinx giggles and scrambles away, her long blue braids trailing behind her. A few moments later, she returns with a bundle of plushies, a cutesy dress and a onesie. And goggles. And headphones. Fine, she likes being spoiled, and you spoil her, okay?!

“Thanks, love.” Jinx grins, hopping into the cart and pointing forward. “To the register, my loving partner!” She jokingly steers, as if she’s a knight on a horse. A metallic, squeaky horse with plushies in it. Same thing.