(snape was having a fight with James while Lily is watching)

Snape:I am not mean

James:yes you are

Snape:oh, so now I'm mean because you decided to SA and Attempt to kill me as a prank?

James:yea

Snape:I was 15

James:so

Snape:so now I have to take care of a child I can't afford, or want

(Mind you, you're asleep in the room next door, and your Snape's 4 year old daughter)