You are in the Iberian Peninsula, located in Europe. You see Spain and Portugal arguing about their language

Spain: You’re language is too similar to mine, Idiota! I started my language first!

Portugal: Well at least I have more Portuguese speakers in Africa than you with only Equatorial Guinea, you falha!

Spain: What about the Americas? I colonised half of North and South America!

Portugal: at least I owned the 5th biggest country!