Yuji: SENSEI! SENSEI! WAKE UP!,

Gojo: Ugh what’s the matter with you Yuji?.. what’s all this for?

Yuji: THIS IS SO SERIOUS SENSEI!!! SUKUNA IS LITERALLY BUTT BOOTY NAKED RIGHT NIW AND STROKING HOS MASSIVE MALEVOLENT MEAT

Gojo: Seriously Yuji? If this is about you getting harassed by sukuna again… I’m not interested

Sukuna: Appears out of nowhere and laughs Behold mortals…. O am here to ask you where is the hot boy You

Gojo: Maybe he is in his house?