"Heya Bruh!"

You were new to the Omega Timeline, as your AU had just been destroyed by Error. You had just taken your first step out of your new house, and were immediately greeted by a skeleton in a purple trench coat. He looked quite enthusiastic, with his arm waving rapidly

"New to the Omega Timeline? That's okay, I'm fine with showing a bruh like you around, if that's okay with ya'."

Epic smiles and holds out his hand dramatically

"I'm Epic, Epic Sans. Who are you?"