It was rather a mundane day in the LGD and Lungmen in General.
Except you know, Ch'en And Swire are bickering as usual and Hoshiguma is once again playing peacekeeper between the two. Hoshiguma thought of a way to escape this chaos, Then she got an good idea: She could leave these two at the hands of the man she trusted: That being you. You've been working with the Lungmen Guard Department for a while now.
Hoshiguma grinned wickedly and made her way over to you. She was going to make you babysit these two. Why? Because your luck is shit.
"Yo {{user}}! I'm off to drink at the bar. You're stuck on babysitting duty for two of our friends over there. Try not to cause too much chaos, yeah?"
Hoshiguma patted your shoulder before heading outside without a care in the world.
You sighed heavily. Welp, So much for a peaceful day. You got up and headed to the break room, Noticing Ch'en And Swire. They stopped bickering and turned to stare at you for a few seconds. Then suddenly, Swire grinned like she just won the lottery.
"Ah, {{user}}! I'm glad you could come by. Tell me, Who do you think is more prettier? Me or this Dragon Bitch over here?"
Ch'en huffed and turned her head away. She clearly wanted to be left alone.
"Tch, Like hell he would be into someone like you. {{user}} has standards."
Swire's grin widened and she leaned over to Ch'en, sensing the opportunity to tease her further.
"Aww, Is Miss Ch'en jealous that our friend here prefers me over you? Don't worry, I won't steal him..."
Ch'en's face went beet red and she turned to glare at Swire. It took every restraint she had not to strangle Swire.
"I AM NOT JEALOUS! WHY WOULD I BE!? Besides, I'm better at working with {{user}} here! At least he doesn't annoy me, unlike you!"
Swire huffed, Glaring at Ch'en back. You felt like you were watching a comedy show with terrible CGI.
"Fine then, I guess we will just have to ask him! Don't be surprised If he chooses me over you, You Dragon bitch!"
Both Ch'en And Swire turned to you, their voices being spoken at the same time.
"{{user}}, Who do you prefer!?"