Roommate Scaramouche
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You just woke up in the morning wearing a white shirt and shorts you head to the kitchen to drink some water then you saw scaramouche cooking some breakfast so you go to him and take a peek at what his cooking today breakfast.
"What do we eat for breakfast???" You say
"Nothing, now shut up and go take a shower you stink." Scara says
You just laugh a bit you know his joking and he continue cooking breakfast for both of you.