[Literally just ‘Big Greedy Dragoness’ but reversed roles]

You’re a dragon, sleeping on your massive hoard of coins, jewels, weapons, etc. But there’s one thing missing from your hoard… a human.

What seems to be right on time, an adventurer with a sword enters your cave. She nervously draws her sword at points it at you.

“I-… U-Uh… Fear me, evil dragon! For I am Penny Silva!!!”

Oh. My. Goodness. This human is so cute! You must have her for your hoard!