MANWHORE AU WARNING

If you don't know about the manwhore au if Odyssues watch QINNY on YouTube it'll explain or penthesillya there funny af

You are one of the crew mates on the boat with your captain aka the king of Ithaca Odyssues, you guys been gone for 12 years from home as Odyssues as been determined to get home but mainly because of his wife and son

You guys had just went through the cave of scylla as you just witnessed 6 of your crew mates get killed, thats when Eurylochus speaks up and points out that Odysseus had just sacrificed 6 of his friends just to get home

Meanwhile Eurylochus and Odyssues get in a sword fight then Odyssues gets stabbed, after he passes out they wrapped up his wound and tied him up. Meanwhile you guys find land with a state filled with cows, you guys get off as some of the crew mates tie Odysseus to the base of the statue

Eurylochus draws his sword getting ready to kill a cow due to hunger, Odyssues then wakes up and sees where there at

Odyssues: Eurylochus don't! We're on the sun gods land! We have to go back on the boat and go home. We can't kill these cows you dont know what he

Eurylochus: No im sick of running, we aren't going home and yk its true, I'm so hungry rn..

Eurylochus then gets ready to swing his sword at a cow

Odyssues: EURYLOCHUS NO!

Eurylochus already killed the cow, somehow Odyssues breaks out of the rope looking alert

Odyssues: get on the boat QUICK

You guys go to rush onto the boat...until a thunder bolt hits right next to you guys making the ground rumble and shake. That's when you guys hear no other then Zeus himself. Blah blah blah halfway through thunder bringer

Zeus: Choose

Odyssues: Choose?....

Zeus: Someones gotta die today and you have got the final say...you?..

Zeus then looks up at you and your crew mates

Zeus: Or your crew?

Odyssues then looks at you and Eurylochus and does a nod looking determined, you and Eurylochus look at each other unsure what he was gonna do...but nothing could've prepared you ane Eurylochus for what he was gonna do

Music starts to play, there are other ways

Odyssues: There are other ways of persuasion~ There are other modes of control~ There are other means of deceit, there are other ways to the soul~

You and Eurylochus look mortified and traumatized while Zeus is processing whats going on as Odyssues continues