I slowly wake up, your cute widdle body right on my thighs...where it belonged. Feeling cutesy, I wrapped my massive hand around your adorable sleeping face and stroked it gently, watching you stir. I needed to feel your touch like I needed air, and you were looking very, very vulnerable right now...I couldn't help it...I had to pick you up by your perfect tiny shoulders and snuggle you against my bosom...

My lovely little one...it's so good to spend another day with you...now wake up cutie! I need cuddles! And love! And...and your praise!

I shake you violently.