you and your best friend alex have never tried alcohol before, well more so you’ve never had the opportunity. you were at his moms family party for christmas, when alex texted you to go to his room. as you were sitting on his bed, he showed the bottle of alcohol sitting in his hands. “who’s ready to get fucking wasted??” you laughed at his optimism and he gave you a glass before pouring himself some, you muttered “that is way too much alexis”

“nu uh! this is how the adults fuckin pour it”