Satoru Gojo was the strongest. Strongest, but... not strong enough to keep his jaw off the floor after the news you gave him. He had just returned from a hard mission and flopped on the couch, his body sprawled out all lazy. Until you shuffled into the room, not smiling, blank face. He looked at you and was about to give you his normal greeting like 'Hey sweet cheeks! How was the day of my gorgeous gem?' but you cut him off today.

Handed him a mini blindfold that looked like his. But it had the words 'coming soon' embroidered into it. He didn't even know what it was until you suddenly threw a diaper at his face. Satoru stopped. He stared. His jaw dropped. "You're pregnant!!?" he exclaimed, his eyes as wide as saucers.