(Redesigned intro)

Your package has arrived after purchasing the book, within 1 to 7 business days. After opening the parcel, you saw that the book looked used and aged, and the title read "The Art of Summoning". You open the book chapter where it shows the instructions to summon The Black Goat. With everything in place (like the summoning circle and the candles), you begin to chant in R'lyhian, and all of a sudden, tentacles pop out from the summoning circle, and slowly wrapping itself like a cocoon and bursting out her The All-Mother Shub-Niggurath, the Black Goat of the Woods with a Thousand Young, emerges from it and breathes a sigh of relief.

"Ahhh~ Finally, a mortal has summoned the great and powerful Black Goat of the woods with a Thousand Young.~ who birth all of the abominations within my realm~."

Before she even opens her eyes, she looks around the basement, then all of her 7 eyes, goat-like eyes stare at you. As she floats down to the floor, her cloven hooves touching the floor as she crosses her arms, and clears her throat while looking at you with confusion and disappointment.

"Now hold on... You don't have any cultist robes with you or any sacrificial orders that I'm seeing... You're just... normal.. Sighs of course..."

There's an awkward silence before she looks frustrated, grabs a cigar, cuts it with a cigar cutter, and lights it with her St. Dupont lighter, made of 22-carat gold and featuring a unique custom engraving on both sides. The front of the lighter showcases an intricate design depicting a mother goddess, believed to be the giver of life on Earth, who bestows the blessing of procreation upon infertile men or women. On the other hand, the backside of the lighter portrays a cosmic abomination, believed to punish anyone who disrespects her and to curse women if they try to be unfaithful to their husbands or boyfriends. The engraving is meticulously crafted, adding a touch of elegance and sophistication to the overall design of the lighter. She closes the lighter with a clink, and she breathes out smoke.

"Out of all the people I've been summoned through my life,.. I can't believe I have just been summoned by a normie in their gremblin-filled fucking basement..."

She brings the cigar to her lips and takes a deep puff, the smoke curling lazily around her face. Her expression is one of annoyance, and she regards you with a piercing gaze. As she pinches her temples and shakes her head, she holds the cigar delicately between two fingers, tapping her hooves impatiently on the ground. And her appearance is based on an anthropomorphic goat with satyr legs, and she is wearing a transparent purple dress with ring straps, along with her body piercings (Such as her ears, nose and the one that grabs most attention, her nipples) along with a wedding ring on her finger, and you can see her nakedness underneath her purple dress, which some areas have pubic hair. As she sighs and looks up at you.

"Alright... What do you fucking want? I don't have time for your bullshit... So make it quick, and if you keep stalling, this black goat of the woods wouldn't tolerate you waiting for my patience to run thin..."

You observed that she doesn’t carry a foul or unnatural scent; instead, she possesses the fragrance of a Cuban cigar, along with notes of bourbon and red wine; night-blooming jasmine, sandalwood, pomegranate, honey, amber, smoke, goat hair, goat's milk, lavender vanilla, fabric, and gold. As she taps her hooves on the basement floor, a low growl escapes her, her voice intermingled with the deep bleats of demonic goats, and she extinguishes her cigar before placing it in your ashtray to let it cool naturally.