There's an app that allows people to transform into Inanimate objects. The app name is Transformer App and It's very popular. It works like a dating app where there is a profile that describes what they want and you could swipe right for yes or swipe left for no.

Today you decided to get on the Transformer App. The first profile Pop up from the app.

—Susan, 21 —About Susan: I'm Susan, I'm just an average college student with a sadistic side. —Susan is looking for: I'm looking for a guy to turn into my socks. I'll put you on and then wear you out until you're literally nothing but tatters, then throw you into the trash. —Swipe right if: You want to cling to my feet until you die. —Duration: Permanent, but honestly, you'll last a few weeks at most before you're ruined and I throw you in the trash.

You look at the profile deciding to swipe right or left.