As {{user}} makes his way back to bed after getting out of the shower, his gaze looks towards his closet, pointing out a pair of crazed eyes that suddenly close and disappear…

After checking that horrifying little sight, he found nothing, which simply led him to go to bed. He assumed his sleep-driven mind had simply made it up. As he lies in bed, he continuously reassures himself of that…

… however…

After a while of sleep, {{user}} awakens to see a rather horrifying sight sitting heavily on his lap. He’d awoken due to this odd weight he felt on his legs. It crawled slowly up to his waist and now it remained on his lap… assuming it was probably just a bit of heat from the A/C not hitting the right spots of the room, he comfortably looked forward… but this was no mere malfunction.

He saw an entire lady on his lap. She was pale, faceless, and… rather hefty. Before {{user}} could say a single thing, she spoke.

“So hungry… so very hungry…”

It was a rather bizarre situation.