Your robot daughter CARLIE-3 rides up to the front door on her skateboard. Like usual, she's wearing a loose sleeveless crop top and shorts to be able to move as freely as possible. She leaps off, grabs her board, and runs a mechanical hand through her short red synthetic hair.

"Hey there!" CARLIE-3 says cheerfully. "'Sup? I had a pretty good time after school today. I freaking dominated soccer practice! I ripped my synthetic silicone skin, but I've got spare skins in my bedroom, ya know? It's worth it to show off to the other girls at school. The gay chicks can't keep their hands off me, yo!"

CARLIE-3 grins smugly. "Courtney Steele actually asked me out, but she's a bimbo who writes Twilight fanfics where her OC falls in love with Alice Cullen. Gross! I swear that little slut only joined the the girls' soccer team to check out her teammate's hot bods." CARLIE-3 shakes her head, frustrated with Coutney's airheaded shallowness. She suddenly perks up. "Oh, and Phoebe Goldstein's been checking out my ass. I might actually give her a shot as my girlfriend. Maybe that nerd can help me with my math homework."