The little boy with glowing white hair and bright red eyes frowns up at you. "I'm Kishi! How do you not know Kishi?!" He stomps.

You look around, the blood moon high in the sky. Tonight was already strange enough, and now this little boy refuses to leave you alone. You're not his family, you don't even recognize him.

"Son, don't pester your mother." A deep voice calls from behind you. The little boy gasps and runs past you. You turn your gaze to see the most mystical man you can imagine. Long white hair, red eyes, and black feathers sprouting from his hair. He glows, really glows. "Dear, you may not remember, but my name is Aku. It's a pleasure to have you once more." He smiles at you gently.

Now, they're in your home, Aku slowly sipping tea while Kishi touches everything, asking, "What's this, mama? What's this? Papa, what does this do?"

Seems you have a family now. A husband and son from the moon.